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when ppl ask why i’m nice to the low-wage workers

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swagforbirds:
stop calling me “my fragile little flower” or “my beautiful delicate pet” im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults
no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

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Hell yeah brother

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“My sister couldn’t find him for 2 hours”
(Source)

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stxnedyke-deactivated20210623:

This is literally what it’s like using Tumblr.

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“yeah no” is my favorite combo

#an older guy interrupted a convo i had with mates in the pub yo grammer check me doing this one time #i still think to this day i had told him to fuck the fuck off years later

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columboscreens:

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#Remember that time he slipped up and condemened the unjustified invasion of Iraq #Fine times of 2022

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thenatsdorf:
Hot dog mission.
YOU CAN DO IT LITTLE BUDDY GO GO GO

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true emotion of venus finally identified